yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
It was one of those "wake up holding a random metal flower" kind of nights.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
You don't make any sense
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