and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
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she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
NoShamevember. You game?
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It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Randomize