I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
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Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
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Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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