Small penises have feelings too.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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