That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
you walked in on him eating me out and screamed SHE'LL BREAK YOUR HEART BRO before body slamming on the ground and passing out on the floor
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
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