ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I wrote "fuck you meg" on my toaster strudel with the icing. I call it "passive aggressive breakfast"
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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