But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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