her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
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