Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
did i just pee glitter
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I got drunk off three vodka cranberry’s and told him to “WWE raw dog me.” Fucking kill me.
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