U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
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I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
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Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill