It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
