Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
You know, if there were no such thing as marriage, i don't think porn would exist.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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