doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
forgot a fork. i am eating fettucini alfredo with a comb that i rinsed off the the bathroom sink. eating alone in my car. life doesn't get any sadder than this
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Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
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I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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