wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
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Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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