I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
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There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
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Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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