I wanna bring you to show and tell
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
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I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
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