I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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