no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Driving a mountain pass in the middle of a blizzard with the worst vodka gummybear hangover ever is gods way of telling me to keep the black-outing within a 15 mile radius to my house.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Is it socially acceptable to break up with someone over snapchat?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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