I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
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I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
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I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I feel like my cat and I are playing mind games. I need more friends.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
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