I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
Randomize
