How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
If you don't get head tonight I will castrate you
Seriously. Castrate.
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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