I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
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Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Well, on the plus side, the hospital gave me a shirt that says "Makes a bad ass look good"
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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