YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
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Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
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