The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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