omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
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This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
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he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
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