Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I'm hoping they send me home from work drunk.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
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