After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You FaceTimed your mom in the back of the limo telling her how many guys you hooked up with at the concert
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
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