Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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