It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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