Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
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Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
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Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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