I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
We're all just looking at each other quietly, hoping that no one brings up last nights shenanigans.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
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