I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
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