Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Randomize
