you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
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This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
She showed up in lingerie and a turtle backpack full of bacardi. I think its love.
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
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I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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