So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
i slept with her, drove her to her sisters house to babysit, and then drove around the block where i met her sister and had sex with her in my van. I'm family Friendly!
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
He probably has his cowboy hat on, that's his house hat.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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