No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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