just a forewarning-if you come home and hang out with your stupid girlfriend the entire time that you are here/fail to get wasted with us i will wish either death upon you or that you truly do turn gay when you return to the navy.
the bouncer made me realize that puking in line does not get you in any faster
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
I started scrolling back in our texts looking for context and a picture of your dick rose like the Great Pumpkin in the middle of my screen.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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