should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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