adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
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Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I'm kinda amazed by how many times I've texted the word penis today.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
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Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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