She's JV to your varsity
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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