I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Woke up to a sex noise notice under my door...he gets a A+ for proformance and ill be seeing him again.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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