yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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