Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I've replaced the bottom of the food pyramid with alcohol.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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