Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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