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I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
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I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
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This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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