apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
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my favorite homeless guy just told me I drive like Batman, achievement unlocked
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
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Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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