Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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