Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I need to calm my uterus...
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
Randomize
