i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
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I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
You can't just leave with hair like that
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She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
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