If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
You are, as of last night, the self declared king of pooping. Long may you reign.
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