So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
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Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
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