Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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