Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
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