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So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
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I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
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Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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